In about an hour, I've got some friends coming over to celebrate Chris's birthday. We probably won't stay here because of the lack of parking spaces so it's off to the playground we go. Seeing as that's one of our favourite spots.
Anyways last night I went to Ryan's for a Murder Mystery Party, it was a lot of fun. I got to be Mo Lawns, who was the male groundskeeper at the resort. I decided to make him British, it made no sense, but everyone enjoyed my accent.
I was fully prepared to come as the high class slut, but work got in my way.
On the way home Linwood and I got pulled over, which was an exciting experience for me because I'd never been pulled over before and the whole time I was thinking, thanks to this cop's flashlight I can read the horribly sad sex rumours people have heard in my Seventeen magazine. Like this one for example:
"Someone told me that brushing your teeth after giving oral sex will prevent you from getting an STD"
It's even worse because that girl is 19.
On the topic of gentials, as I was getting my hair permed today I can always feel a weird tingling down there, I guess there are some nerves connected to there or something.
I have an odd body. Just thought you should know.
Alright well I'm off to make that food
(& thanks for the shout out/comments Jordan!)
xx
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So...this might be weird and stalkery but you had your link up on Interpals...and I'm weird and stalkery. It's Jill, from Canada...we both write? I have a blog too!
Haa..I feel better now. You're such a peach.
No problem. :) I like the re-design by the way. However I don't like that you have more people commenting than I do.
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